A/N : Ohhhh boy. This is NOT good. I've made a parody. This one is MY version of episode #1, "And so it begins..." Heh...heh... run for your lives folks...

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Tai: (lying on branch of tree) I was enjoying the summer sun when... *sits up* Hey, doesn't the sun have Ultra violet rays or whatever? Aren't we influencing getting skin cancer here?

Izzy: Hey, Tai, I'M supposed to be the smart one, you're the weird one! Shut up!

Director: Now, now... look Tai, I'm sure that kids watching this won't care.

Sora: Well, they'll know something's wrong when Tai says he's reviewing his multiplication tables. Since when does Tai know those?

Tai: Hey! Enough with the insults! *rest of Digi-gang giggles off-stage*

Director: Can we just continue please?

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Tai: I was enjoying the summer sun, while ah, reviewing my multiplication tables! That is, until it started to snow! *snow falls* We all ---

hey! This isn't snow!

T.K.: Yuck! It's baking soda!

Matt: Well, you're not suppose to eat it, T.K.!

T.K.: We're not?

Tai: Aren't you suppose to get a snow machine?

Director: Sorry, we have a low budget.

Tai: *eyes bug out* The least you could do was get a freaking snow machine! C'mon, we want this to be realistic!

Joe: You really think that us falling into a different dimension is realistic?

Tai: *turns to Joe* You shut up.

Mimi: *shows up and sees snow* Oooo! Snow! Yummy, I love eating snow!

Izzy: *follows Mimi* Uh, I don't think you're suppose to --

Mimi: *gags* Ick! This taste like sh--

Sora: *clamps hand over Mimi's mouth* Tsk! No naughty words! Little kiddies may be reading this!

Director: Okay, please kids, let's get to work here.

*Digi-gang all roll eyes and get into places*

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*things fall out of sky*

Mimi: What was that?

Izzy: Meteors? *looks at them* Okay, maybe they're no-- *Kari's Digivice suddenly falls out of sky and hits Izzy in the head* OW! Hey, this isn't suppose to show up until the 31st episode, you freak!

Director: Uh, sorry.

Izzy: Sorry? SORRY? I think I have a concussion!

Director: *groans* Please...just continue.

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Sora: What are they?

Izzy: ~with bandage on head~ Hm...my guess would some sort of.... huh? Since when do our Digimon digivolve using Power Ranger toys?!

Tai: WHAT?!

Matt: Power Rangers? *screams at director* THIS ISN'T POWER RANGERS!

Director: *wakes up from nap* Huh? Wha?

T.K.: I like Power Rangers!

Mimi: You would.

T.K.: Yeah, I like the Red Ranger! Matt likes the Yellow one, don't you Matt?

Matt: *blushing* No, I don't!

T.K.: Yeah, you do. You said she was hot!

Matt: *throws T.K. into convenient 'snow' bank* NO, I do not! *turns to rest of kids* Don't believe a thing he says. *Rest of gang roll eyes and hide knowing grins* He's lying! You have to believe me! *blushes even more*

Director: Can we please finish this?

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Tai: *sees Koromon*Wha.....AGGHHHH!!!

Matt: *from off stage* You scream like a girl, Tai!

Tai: WHAT? You little... GET BACK HERE! I'll show you!

Matt: *running off* Sora's more manly than you are!

Sora: Yuck!

Mimi: Ewww.....

Sora: YOU DEMENTED LITTLE FREAK! I'll show you to say my testosterone level is more than a boys'! All that marijuana can't do that THAT fast!

Izzy: Marijuana? Excuse me? Are you smoking that again?

Sora: Um... *notices Matt getting away* YOU GET BACK HERE!

Mimi: Yeah, you little sicko!

*Sora and Mimi chase after Matt as well*

Agumon: *climbs out of Koromon costume* Yeah! Kill him, Tai!

Gabumon: Hey! Matt can waste Tai any day!

Agumon: Yeah? Since when?

Gabumon: *grrr* Since forever, you little -- [censored] with your [censored] [censored]!! *Gabumon and Agumon start fighting*

Director: *rubs forehead* This is going to be a looooooooong day.

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Izzy: Tai?

Tai: Izzy? That you?

Myotismon: *shows up* No! It?s me! MYOTISMON! Feel my wrath! Bwhahahaha!

Tai: *rolls eyes* You don't don't come until later, freak.

Izzy: Yeah, and it's hard to feel your wrath when you're dressed like Madonna.

Myotismon: Hey! The 'cone' look is in!

Tai: Uh-huh. That was so five minuets ago.

Izzy: *rolls eyes* Was it EVER in?

Myotismon: Hey, you little boys just have to keep up with fashion! *walks off in high heels*

Tai: Uh-huh. We'll do that. *Tai and Izzy break out laughing*

Director: Boys... BOYS! Ugh... SECURITY! Don't let any more people who aren't supposed to be in here in! They're distracting the actors!

*Director realizes that is no security*

Director: Great, JUST great.

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Joe: Augggghhhh! This thing... this thing! It won't leave me alone! *Bukamon flies up and hangs off Joe's back*

Bukamon: Hey, who you calling thing? I am classified as an extra-terrestrial, thank you, you stupid homo sapien freak!

Joe: *rolls eyes* Wrong words, seal-boy.

Bukamon: Seal-boy? SEAL-BOY?? I'll teach you to call me seal-boy, you little-- *Bukamon attacks Joe*

Joe: Augggghhhh! *looks around* Help me!

*In lobby...*

Tai: *sipping lemonade* Did you guys just hear something?

Mimi: No.

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Joe: Why are you guys just standing there? Can't you see this creature hanging off me? And those creatures right there? They?re....they're everywhere? What are they?

Bukamon: We're... POKE'MON! POCKET MONSTERS!

Tai: Poke'mon?

Rest of Digi-gang: POKE'MON?

Yokomon: Yoko-- yoko yokomon! Yoko! Mon! Mon!

Motimon: Motimon. Moti moti? Mon!

Sora: Oh no, please...

Izzy: Ugh... that just disturbing...

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Tai: *to Digimon* Hi, I'm Tai, and these are my friends from camp.

Sora: HEY! How come Tai gets all the lines? He isn't the special person!

Matt: To you he is.

Sora: *lunges at Matt* Why you little--!

Izzy: *munching popcorn* I'm betting on Matt.

Joe: Nah, Sora'll waste him.

Director: Sora! Matt! Stop! *looks around* Will someone help?

All: NO!

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T.K.: Hey, what about that girl with the funny pink hat?

Matt: Now, now, her name is Mimi. *sneering*

Mimi: *from offstage* And what's wrong with my name?

Matt: Think about it!

Kari: I doubt she can.

Tai: You're not suppose to be here, Kari.

Gatomon: Hey! Who are you tell Kari what to do? I'll show you! *leaps at Tai, makes scratch marks across his face*

Tai: Ow! [censored] cat!

Kari: *gasp* Tai!

T.K.: Ooo! A new word! Hey Matt, listen to my new word! [censored]! See, isn't it cool? [censored] [censored]! Wow, I love my [censored] new word!

Matt: Tai, you jerk! How dare you teach T.K. that [censored] word!

Tai: SORRY! Can't act now, this physco cat is attacking me!

Matt: I'll try and kill you too if you keep teaching T.K. these words! You [censored] freak!

T.K.: [censored]! Yipee, oh [censored] [censored]!

*Offstage; everyone else is staring*

Joe: I think I'll go do my homework.

Izzy: *sarcastically* Oh, yeah, what a nice new word. [censored]. Seesh, with all the T.V. that kid watches, you'd think he'd know that word already.

Sora: He watches Barney and Sesame Street, Izzy.

Izzy: Well, maybe those shows are swearing these days. Every other one is.

Sora: Ours isn't.

Izzy: Yeah, we do. They just cut it out before putting it on the air.

Sora: Ah.

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Mimi: Agghhhh!!!

Tanemon: Don't worry Mimi. Tanemon is here to protect you. *thinks* Hey, is it just me, or is that degrading?

Mimi: Degrading? What does that mean?

Tanemon: See? Why should I protect the girl? She a complete and total ditz.

Izzy: I have an idea. *whispers to Tanemon*

Tanemon: Oh, okay.

Matt: Huh? What'd he say?

Tanemon: He said that if Agumon's stuck with Tai, who am I to complain? *all except Tai break out in giggles*

Tai: Hey!

Izzy: I believe I also said something about not repeating what I said.

Tai: Why you --- *lunges at Izzy*

Izzy: *dodges nimbly out of the way* And you call yourself a soccer player?

Director: Please, people, the sooner we're done, the sooner I get paid! Uh, I mean, YOU get paid. Uh-huh. *blushes*

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Tai: There's no way down. We're going to have to fight.

*Kwagamon comes. Digi-gang runs into group*

Sora: But--- um, hey, isn't it kind of idiotic to run into a group when you're being chased by one thing.

Izzy: My thoughts exactly. Why are we running into a group? Shouldn't we split up?

Director: No. Now get back to work.

Joe: Whadaya mean 'No'? WE HAVE RIGHTS TOO!

*Digi-gang begins waving picket signs*

Gabumon: Where did those come from?

Gomamon: I dunno. But like I always say --

Patamon: PLEASE DON?T SAY IT!

Gomamon: -- Don't fix what's not broken.

Patamon: Noooooo! *bursts out in tears*

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Tai: Okay, get ready to run.

Koromon: *snoring*

Motimon: Eh, Koromon?

Tai: *whacks Koromon on head* Wake up!

*police officer suddenly drives up and arrests Tai*

Officer: DIGIMON ABUSE! That's two years at a MINIMUM!

Mimi: Hey, don't we like, have a right?

Officer: *eyes bug out* A right? A RIGHT? No, you DON'T have a right to hurt these poor defenseless Digimon!

Koromon: Yeah. *snickers*

Tai: You weren't really asleep, were you?

Koromon: Heh, heh, nope.

Tai: *struggles against hand-cuffs* Why you little [censored]!

Sora: *pulls out bazooka* Bye-bye Mr. Police Officer (violent action follows, parental discretion is advised ^_~)

Tai: *hand-cuffs magically disappear* Thanks Sora.

Director: *comes back from lunch break* Ah, nothing like a good cheeseburger to lift your strengths. What did I miss?

T.K.: Oh, nothing.

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*Digimon digivolve*

Tai: They're.... bigger.

Sora: And uglier too.

Biyomon: Hey, we don't diss you!

Sora: What's to diss about us?

*Digimon glance at each other and crack up*

Tai: I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this...

Izzy: Never insult anyone that isn't from the human species. I assure you, they can come up with pretty good comebacks.

Joe: *was listening to Digimon talking* THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR NOSES!

Director: *sighs* People.... please....

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Sora: Watch out, Tai!

*Kwagamon comes; Tai and Koromon run*

Kwagamon: *pressing claws into rock* Grrr.... ow! *stares at claws*

Matt: What?

Kwagamon: I think I broke a nail!

Mimi: *gasps* Oh-no!

Matt: *sarcastically* How horrible! *rolls eyes* You're suppose to be killing us.

Joe: You know that you're depressed when you have to CUE someone to kill you.

Matt: Oh, shut up.

Director: You know, he has a point. *notices Matt pulling out a knife* Um, never mind, then, on with the show.

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Tai: *falling from cliff* Agghhhh!

Director: Okay, show's over!

*Director leaves; Digi-gang continues falling*

Izzy: Um, there ARE bungee cords.... right?

Sora: *gulps* No....

Tai: Hey, Digimon! Save us!

Agumon: Hey, you heard the director. Shows over. We don't have to do anything! *crosses arms*

Tai: Stupid little... *mutters some 'non-essential' words under breath*

*Digi-gang hits water*

T.K.: Matt! Help!

Matt: I'm kind of busy T.K. *has swum to safety already, is resting on land* Hey, where's a magazine and a pop when you need one?

Izzy: My laptop! OHMYGAH, My LAPTOP! [censored] Director!

Mimi: You swear? Since when?

Izzy: *glares at Mimi* Since that [censored] Director wrecked my laptop. *rolls eyes* Duh.

*Digi-gang all swim to shore.*

Tai: We shall have our revenge on that Director...

Sora: Yeah, once we find out who it is.

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*A living room....*

Kyra: *pulls off wig and "funky director's glasses"* Boy, working with the Digidestined was hard. Gah, I'm never doing that again... *in the shadows, a creature lurks. Figure pulls out walkie-talkie*

Izzy: Guys? We have located.... the DIRECTOR....

The End.... *unless you want a sequel, although I'm pretty sure you can figure out what's gonna happen*

Kyra: Hey, uh, Izzy, what's with all the knives?

*screams of terror heard*

Izzy: *holding bloody knife* Hey, sorry, Kyra's a little... busy. Although, I know that she's suppose to say the disclaimer so...

Tai: We're going to do that.

Matt: Kyra does not own Digimon ---

Joe: THANK GOD!

Izzy: Now, Joe, we have to say the disclaimer! Stop interrupting!

Joe: Sorry.

Matt: As I was saying, Kyra does not own Digimon. She will most certainly NEVER own Digimon. So don't sue, because you'd be wasting your time.

Gomamon: Although she does have that little poster of a seal that's pretty cool...

Izzy: And that big computer....

Matt: Get a grip, guys.

The *REAL* End

*Sora falls; dead* That was strangly satisfying.... *notices Sora fans glaring at her* Uh... sorry guys... heh, heh... oops. gah, ...